Your favorite Quotes

[Kentucky point]

"You can't fix stupid. You can fix a unicycle, but you can't fix stupid."

"Don't worry about it. This is totally safe. I saw it on Americas Funniest Home Videos... "

What do you mean it's to wet outside? It stopped raining five minutes ago!

"Algebra is one of those things that could make a preacher cuss."

"How am I supposed to know! My name isn't Wikipedia!"

Me, aka Kentucky point.

[JoshinMO]

"Stupid is as stupid does" Mama

[Josie]

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them ~Albert Einstein

[tomclark]

"The difference between a madman and myself, is that I AM NOT MAD!"
-Salvador Dali

lol. True!

[Tam]

I have a seragraph of one of his that in his museum in your neck of the woods . Slaves of versallies . ( sp) on everything no glasses not enough coffee.

[tomclark]

I have a Dali copy in my office and one at home. The museum in St. Pete you mentioned is fantastic. It is supposedly the largest collection of one artist and that would be Dali. We go at least once per year. This town is crazy over Dali, LOLOL. The quote I mentioned is on many cars' bumperstickers around here, including one of mine.

[Cskelton]

"There comes a time in every rightly constructed boys life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure." Mark Twain.

"The mountains are calling and i must go". John Muir

[Kentucky point]

"There comes a time in every rightly constructed boys life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure." Mark Twain.

"The mountains are calling and i must go". John Muir

The top quote is very true! Trust me, first hand experience! Although now that I think about it, I just like digging.

[Kentucky point]

"There's a funny farm guys, with your name written all over it!" - Chunk, The Goonies

[Kentucky point]

"The village called. They want their idiot back."
-Unknown. But darn funny!