This morning while driving to work on the highway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 90 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds...to continue shaving...
When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed and burned Big Peter and the Twins, ruined the durn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Durn women drivers!
:side: :silly: :unsure:
I looked away for a couple seconds...to continue shaving...
When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed and burned Big Peter and the Twins, ruined the durn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Durn women drivers!
:side: :silly: :unsure:
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