how is it worth noting?? its just a pebble! I see ZERO sign of human involvement except for some skillful photography and a decent imagination. How you can draw comparisons between the deliberate, and frankly, VASTLY more sophisticated art of Paleo Europe and your gravel driveway finds is beyond me. There is NO comparison between the masterful art of the Paleolithic and your pebbles.
To stimulate the proper spiritual awareness certain procedures must be adhered to, or you will never be able to see what the rocks have to tell you. This doesn't come naturally and sometimes it takes minutes (up to 38) to perfect. It also helps to have "mood" music, such as Spice Girls, in the background. I personally have found that Leonard Nimoy's greatest hits works best for me. A word of caution here, dancing to the music or playing air guitar will diminish your chances of success. Continuing on, you need to cock your head 24 degrees to the north and blink your left eye rapidly while pressing most of your body weight onto your right foot. You will know when you have reached the correct state of "rock vertigo" when your eyes begin to water and your thoughts are consumed by chia gnomes and flannel snuggies. Quickly move the object into your field of view and voila...you too will see it.
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