While driving down I noticed a man on the side of the road eating grass..I stopped and asked why he was eating grass, he replied that he could not afford food. Get in I'll take you to my house, he said I have a wife and two kids over by the tree, bring them too. Packed in my truck he said Sir I really appreciate this, I said your going to love my place the grass is almost 2 ft. high!
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A guy is driving down the road...sees an indian laying on the road with his ear to the road. The guy stops and asks "what are ya doing". the indian replys "1998 Ford mini van, blue, three occupants, driving 60 MPH going west" The guy asks "you know all that from listening to the road?" the indian replies " NO...They ran me over ten minutes ago"
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