Me and my oldest. And then my youngest.
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Originally posted by Paleolution View Post
Look to the ground for it holds the past!
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Originally posted by chase View PostRoger you are a computer but I am in awe of you.
I embarked from Southampton. They gave me a one-way ticket to New York, a pair of rusty binoculars, a map showing the approximate position of the iceberg that sank the Titanic and a picture of Donald Trump marked “find and eliminate this man”. I searched every cabin, but he wasn’t on the boat.
At the Ellis Island inspection centre, they lifted my eyelids with a buttonhook, pointed to a specimen jar on the desk and told me to fill it with urine. I did, but it would have been easier if it had been a little nearer. The urine test results came back marked “this horse is not fit for work” and they put a chalk cross on the back of my jacket. I turned it inside out and sauntered unchallenged through immigration. The wife deflected attention from herself by whistling “It’s a Long way to Tipperary” in a strong Irish accent and carrying a potato.I keep six honest serving-men (they taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When and How and Where and Who.
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Originally posted by Daisy Mae View PostLook to the ground for it holds the past!
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